He's Back!

Mike Nelson is back and better than ever, now the chief content producer of Legend Films and the main man on the new Rifftrax project. For all of the MST3K fans who ever wished that Mike and the Bots would take a well-deserved swing at modern-day Hollywood disasters, your prayers have been answered!

For only $1.99, you can get Mike's companion MP3s to some of Hollywood's most shameful productions. You simply play the MP3 on your computer, stereo, or iPod while you watch the movie! Rifftrax available right now:
Road House, starring Patrick Swayze as a well-educated wandering philosopher, who for some reason finds spiritual fulfillment working as a bouncer and karate-chopping the daylights out of belligerent drunks. Rowdy Herrington directs this tribute to barflies, bouncers, and Swayze's heinder.
The Fifth Element, a futuristic acid trip from the unbalanced (and French) mind of Luc Besson, stars Bruce Willis playing an unintelligible, smirking wise-guy who enjoys shooting guns and destroying public property (how uncharacteristic!), and Milla Jovovich as the Fifth Element or "supreme being", although I have my doubts on that point. Add Ian Holm, Gary Oldman in spurs, and Chris Tucker wearing a skin-tight leopard print onesie, and you get the perfect target for Mike's eloquent derision.

Keep checking the website, since Mike and Co. are adding Rifftrax about every two to three weeks! Get on the site now and vote for Mike's next target.