Message from the Afterlife

from Devon, left on my cell phone answering maching a day after I made her promise to drive safely...

"Hey Kandice, this is Devon. So, I actually didn’t make it to Cascade Lochs. I’m afraid that I got in a horrible car accident, and actually died! So, I’m calling you now from the underworld. The good news is that I have great reception – I mean, I’m in freakin’ Hades, and it’s clear as a bell. Verizon is really branching out. And you know that three headed dog that they talk about? It’s really not that bad. Well, okay, one of the heads is, but the other two are quite cuddly. I was impressed.

Other than that, it’s a little dark and gloomy, but they have a great library, surprisingly enough. Unfortunately, L.M. Montgomery is not featured, and they have like a million copies of Dante’s Inferno, which is just kind of ironic. But I’ve never read it, so that’s good; I can catch up on my reading.

I’ll probably be able to give you a few more calls before they cut off my cell phone service entirely. Have fun in the land of the living. Bye!"